![]() ![]() If someone can name more than three flavors of Mtn Dew off the top of their head, they probably aren’t fit to live in society. You are probably saying to yourself, “I did not know so many flavors of Mtn Dew existed.” That is a reasonable response. What is going on with the fish? Is that a fish?Īnd so, I hunted down 21 flavors of Mountain Dew, or Mtn Dew, as it was recently and unnecessarily rebranded. I can only assume Kavanaugh is somewhat responsible. I’m not normally compelled to drink Mountain Dew Overdrive, which professes to have “a bold, charged citrus punch” flavor, and has a bear that looks like it’s an anti-vaxxer on the label. ![]() Wade? No, of course not.īut like, those fuckers didn’t help. Am I actually blaming my Mountain Dew escapades on the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Sometimes, you need to be reminded that your body is still yours, and that you can do with it what you want, no matter what anyone else says. I’ve tried to find the logic in my actions, and as best I can tell, it’s this: sometimes, the world becomes a dark place, and you desperately need a distraction from all of it. Why am I voluntarily drinking a beverage whose ad campaigns seem to vaguely suggest sexual violence? Why am I forcing my kidneys to undergo the aging technique used in that Benjamin Button movie to make Brad Pitt look like a testicle? Why am I doing this twenty-one times? If it is not SweeTarts flavored, my next guesses would be Fun Dip, Tootsie Rolls (which could either be awesome or gross), box of Sun-Maid Raisins (as a hilarious tribute to almond moms), or, I don’t know, Atomic Fireball (it’s just Flamin’ Hot Mtn Dew but cinnamon).Posted in: Food, Life at Home, Nothing to Do With Travel, Random MusingsĮxplaining why I embarked on a quest to consume as many different flavors of Mountain Dew as possible is not an easy task. Mtn Dew VooDEW 2023 will come out this October and will be available through Halloween, when Mtn Dew will simultaneously discontinue it and reveal the flavor. Still, other commenters said they hope it will be caramel apple pops flavor, which I could see being either really good or really bad, and another commenter said, “If this is Reese flavored dew I quit. Trolli and Mtn Dew do have the same exact energy (and, no, I will not be elaborating at this time). Another said (for the same packaging color-related reason) that they thought it was Trolli, which I could totally see being true. One commenter said they thought it was going to be SweeTarts, too. People in the comments of this packaging post by soda blogger Instagram account definitely had some intriguing guesses as to what flavor the soda brand would be dew-ing this year. As for who’s IP they are having to worry about this year, that remains a mystery. The coloring in the past hasn’t been a 1:1 match, but then again, in the past, it wasn’t a brand collab, so they didn’t need to worry about anyone else’s IP. So what could that leave for good ol’ 2023? My first thought based on the coloring of the packaging was SweeTarts. And in 2022, it was “sour candy flavor,” which was supposedly delicious and tasted a whole lot like Sour Patch Kids, according to Sporked senior writer Jordan Myrick. In 2021, it was “fruity candy chews” flavored (sounds like off-brand Starburst to me). In 2020, it was “fruity candy explosion flavor,” whatever that means (Skittles maybe?). ![]() For example, in 2019, it was candy corn flavored. In the past, the Mtn Dew VooDEW flavors have been candy flavors, just not specific name-brand candies. What flavor might this year’s Mtn Dew VooDEW be? And what candy brand is in on it? Don’t worry, we dew have some guesses. ![]() We may not have all the info now, but that’s certainly not going to stop anyone from speculating about what planet earth’s most prolific soda brand has in store. Word is that this year’s mystery flavor will be a collab with a major Halloween candy brand, and you gotta admit that’s pretty intriguing. And even though it’s only spring, images of this year’s packaging are already floating around online. Not familiar with this widely observed and very important time of the year? Well, every fall, Mtn Dew releases a mystery flavor of Halloween. The last time I checked it was only May, but people are already getting amped for Mtn Dew VooDEW season. ![]()
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